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I was like the artist that painted every curve. My brushstroke ran against hills and made puddles around her. I could tell she was a water type as soon as I opened my mouth on her. She was like a blank canvas and I made sure as to use gentle strokes as the first artist to lie upon her velvet skin. And there was pop. Moments later I painted red dots. I was like the conductor to her song. Her sweet magnificent song burst out like the sun behind a cloud.

We were at an incredible high. She was my euphoric pleasure. I delved into her ocean and just like that she was my world. I broke my promise to her and she rained. And my heart ran over with regret for a year. And in that time my world was broken. Our love was stolen.

Because I bit the apple. The succulent flavor rolled off his lips like nectar. I loved his warm breath. And I loved his tongue tracing circles on my neck. We shouldn’t do this, I say. But I’m helpless to his decadent aroma. I licked my lips because I couldn’t help myself. He knew what I wanted to do to him. Give me more, I say. I’m a greedy little boy. I’ll take all of Johnny’s apple seeds. He’ll let me know when he’s ready. I’ll fuck him repeatedly till he’s sweaty. Do me and now we’re both breathing heavy. I’m smitten by him. He tastes too good to be true. My candied apple mister sweet to me like caramel. Adam’s apple will speak the truth when I tell him

I couldn’t resist him and his snake like charm. And his snake was charming. His tongue was silver and the soil his intentions grew from were vile. I never knew things would be so different. I noticed we weren’t going anywhere quickly. We wanted different things. We grew apart and like ice we grew colder. Months later he came chasing after the footprints I left in the snow.
majiinboo:

blackmen:

Jordan Calloway

someone explain this
lord-commander-shinigami:

all kinds of sharingan
Anonymous
Recently found out BFF and ex boyfriend dated the same guy... the kicker is he was HIV positive... it's seems less and less people have hang ups about dating people that are positive.. I'm still wary ... Would you date someone HIV positive?

iseetheblood:

i guess i would if i had very deep feelings for him, yeah.

http://bullhop.tumblr.com/post/97453848256/recently-found-out-bff-and-ex-boyfriend-dated-the-same

Posted on September 19 with 9 notes at 2:50 am
Straight girls VS gay guys

dylan96cookiez:

jasongaymer:

mapdark:

Straight girls catching their boyfriend jacking off

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Gay guys catching their boyfriends jacking off

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YEP

Something like that.

To White Boy from the Bronx,

I see what you’re talking about now. But I personally did not alter the post. I cannot alter an answer to a question for someone else. Only the person who is answering the question can alter his/her answer. I altered my answer for your inconsiderate questions because of grammar purposes. Try it and you’ll see what I mean. Reblog and try and alter the answer.

I repeat, ONLY THE PERSON YOU QUESTIONED CAN ALTER THE ANSWER!

I would like an apology for your error, and your rudeness. I took my anon button off so you can try and be as bold as you trying to be. 

THIS WHOLE SITUATION WAS CHILDISH ON YOUR PART. 

Anonymous
I'm still wary ... Would you date someone HIV positive?iseetheblood:i find it weirder that you’re considering dating someone your BFF and ex boyfriend dated! *ALTER* Posted 4 days ago with 6 notes via iseetheblood Source: iseetheblood muskyripe likes thisj-lock likes thisayjayallday likes thistryin-ta-find-a-balance likes thisbullhop reblogged this from iseetheblood YOUR THE ONLY ONE on reply your the one who copied it directly from previous tumblr YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO ALTERED FROM ORIGINAL

SHOW ME, DON’T TELL ME. I can’t find it on my page.

Posted on September 19 with 2 notes at 2:25 am
tyvianred:

tyvianred:

degeneratelowlife:


Heads up…


WARNING:
THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
HAVE SOME PICTURES:
THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES
this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh
OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU
BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS
AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE
HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES
THIS IS EDIBLE:

THIS WILL KILL YOU

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH
JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*
*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT
I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR
I WOULD NOT

here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane
iheartbeingacatholic:

Oh Mary conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee !
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The Immaculate conception means that the Blessed Virgin Mary from the very beginning of her conception was preserved from original sin.
And here’s the proof
Posted on September 19 with 43 notes at 2:08 am

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Anonymous
ORIGINAL UNALTERED RESPONSE "Recently found out BFF and ex boyfriend dated the same guy... the kicker is he was HIV positive... it's seems less and less people have hang ups about dating people that are positive.. I'm still wary ... Would you date someone HIV positive? ANONYMOUSi guess i would if i had very deep feelings for him, yeah." EVERYTHING ELSE FROM YOU INACCURATE CHARACTERIZATIONS ... AGAIN YOU COULD HAVE EASILY SAID I MISREAD IT INSTEAD OF REBLOGGING WITH YOUR OWN TWIST FOR DRAMATICS

Can u just show me where I said something?